Barbershop Philosopher Gifts

Big, Tall, & Hairy

"Domingo has lots of good ideas on how to improve our city and make it safer for our children. He actually has a plan that makes a lot of sense."

Drunk Barber

An idea box in a shower

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"Is that what you're wearing?"

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Style

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

Wash and Let My People Go

'Well... At least we finally know where all those missing socks from the dryer went.'

Boris Johnson.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"I've never once had a good idea in the shower."

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"Oh! Now I get it!"

Returning mink coats to the wild.

"Is that enough off the top?"