Barbershop Philosopher Gifts

Big, Tall, & Hairy

"Domingo has lots of good ideas on how to improve our city and make it safer for our children. He actually has a plan that makes a lot of sense."

Drunk Barber

An idea box in a shower

Rutger Shower

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

Style

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Wash and Let My People Go

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

'Well... At least we finally know where all those missing socks from the dryer went.'

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"I've never once had a good idea in the shower."

Boris Johnson.

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"Oh! Now I get it!"

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'