He wasn't alone. Even his headboard was going bald.
Hair Care Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for a hair care philosopher? Explore our collection of clever and insightful products that capture the essence of hair styling and beauty wisdom. Ideal for those who love to ponder and perfect their hair routines, these gifts blend humor and intelligence, making every hair day a little more inspired. Whether they’re a hair artist, a salon enthusiast, or a curious beauty thinker, you’ll find something special to match their passion for hair care.
'Something for the weekend, Sir?'
"Renk just discovered beard oil."
Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients
"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."
Shampoo.
The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.
Rapunzel in the Morning
"Absolutely not!"
"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."
"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."
My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts
Not you. Your hair.
'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'
One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year
'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'
"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."
"I'm here for the hair."
Curling your hair for no reason
"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."
'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'
Hair Traffic control.
INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.
Adult Barbershop
"We have a very special relationship with our barber."
Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.
Missing my hair.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"
"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"
We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'
Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin
"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."
'More hair than brains.'
Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less
Square Cut
Hair Care Philosopher Gifts Collection
Hair Care Philosopher Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for hair care philosophers who love a good laugh with their morning coffee or tea.
Hair Care Philosopher Pillows
Discover pillows that bring a touch of hair care humor and philosophy to any space, perfect for decorating a beauty studio or bedroom.
Hair Care Philosopher Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate the art, science, and humor of hair care philosophy, perfect for adding charm to any beauty-inspired decor.
Hair Care Philosopher T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the hair care enthusiast who wants to wear their passion for beauty wisdom with humor.