No one every actually goes bald, they just pluck out all the greys.
Haircare Critic Gifts
Celebrate the haircare critic with our fun and clever collection of products. Whether they love to analyze hair trends or give humorous reviews, our designs add personality to everyday essentials. From mugs to prints, find a gift that complements their passion for perfect hair and sharp wit.
'Something for the weekend, Sir?'
The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.
"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."
"Absolutely not!"
'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'
One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year
Military style hedgehog
'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'
Curling your hair for no reason
"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."
INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.
Missing my hair.
'More hair than brains.'
"We have a very special relationship with our barber."
Square Cut
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"
"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"
'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'
The barber
"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."
Hairstyles
The Hair Stylist of Seville
'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'
Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.
"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"
"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"
This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!
"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."
The Anti-flat shampoo worked.
"Fashion over function!"
'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'
The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.
Bald man spraying his head with hairspray
'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'
Haircare Critic Gifts Collection
Haircare Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for haircare critics—filled with witty sayings and fun designs that make mornings more amusing.
Haircare Critic Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows for haircare critics—adding humor and personality to their living space with clever, hair-inspired designs.
Haircare Critic Prints
Browse our prints collection for haircare critics—artful, witty designs that are perfect for decorating their creative space.
Haircare Critic T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for haircare critics—stylish, funny, and perfect for showcasing their love of hair critique in everyday fashion.