"Lose the man bun and shave your head."
Hair Style Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your hair style critic? Find clever, humorous, and stylish products that match their keen eye for hair trends. Perfect for anyone who loves to critique hairdos with wit and insight. These gifts add a dash of humor and personality to their space, whether they’re a professional hairstylist or a self-proclaimed hair connoisseur. Discover unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their passion for hair style critique, making their hobby or profession even more fun and fashionable.
In return would you please spend some of my money on a haircut.
Love at First Sight
Hair Crop Circle
Military style hedgehog
"Like my new haircut?"
"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"
'I'm having a bad whisker day.'
"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"
Young Elvis
"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"
'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'
"Hey samson, nice man bun."
Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas
"I'm thinking of changing my parting."
What female dogs think about their looks.
'Medusa has a bad snake day'
"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"
'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'
Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory
"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."
"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."
The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.
'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'
'That guy is SO tacky.'
"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
'Love what you've done with your hair.'
Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?
"High Fashion"
'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'
The Inventor of the Man Bun.
My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.
Beauty Bee
Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.
Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.
Hair Style Critic Gifts Collection
Hair Style Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for hair style critics—funny, witty, and perfect for their morning coffee as they analyze the latest hair trends.
Hair Style Critic Pillows
Brighten up their home or salon with pillows featuring playful designs for hair style critics—comfortable, amusing, and full of personality.
Hair Style Critic Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the art of hair critique—stylish and humorous designs for their favorite room.
Hair Style Critic T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to hair critics with humor and style—ideal for casual wear and expressing their love for hair critique in everyday fashion.