Hairstyle Critique Gifts

Bernie Sanders' campaign promise: every day is crazy hair day

Hmm, no, I think we all liked the bangs better, Bob.

Haircuts

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Baby Hairstyles.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"I don't like your application."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Not you. Your hair.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Military style hedgehog

"Nice haircut."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Like my new haircut?"

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"So, how do you want it?"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

Square Cut