'He says he can't stand Princess Anne's hairdo any longer, Officer.'
Hairstyle Critics Gifts
Got a friend or family member who just can't resist commenting on hairstyles? Our collection celebrates their colorful critiques with fun, relatable products. Whether they love styling or just love to judge, these gifts are a playful way to show you get their hair-raising humor. From quirky mugs to cheeky t-shirts and art prints, each item is designed to keep the laughter flowing. Give them something that captures their passion for style judgments while sparking smiles.
"That shirt is so last year."
Military style hedgehog
"Nice haircut."
"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"
'I'm having a bad whisker day.'
'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'
'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'
Young Elvis
"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"
Two men in barber shop
"Hey samson, nice man bun."
'Fashion Police Incident Area'
"I'm thinking of changing my parting."
What female dogs think about their looks.
The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.
Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory
"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."
"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
The Inventor of the Man Bun.
Beauty Bee
"We invented your hair."
'Love what you've done with your hair.'
An afterthought/An afrothought
"High Fashion"
Hedgehog/Punk Romance
Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.
Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.
World of Cow: Horn Gel
I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.
Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?
Anyone seen my curling tongs?
'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'
"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."
'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'
Hairstyle Critics Gifts Collection
Hairstyle Critics Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs for hairstyle critics—ideal for brightening mornings with a dose of wit.
Hairstyle Critics Pillows
Find quirky pillows that bring fun personality into any room—great for those who love to critique hairstyles.
Hairstyle Critics Prints
Browse vibrant prints that celebrate hairstyle critics—add humor and character to their home or office walls.
Hairstyle Critics T-Shirts
Discover playful t-shirts perfect for hairstyle critics—show off their love of hair humor in style.