Haircut Critic Gifts

Military style hedgehog

'Money can't buy everything,son. Look at Bill Gates' hair.'

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Love at First Sight

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Like my new haircut?"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

A Macaroni in 1773

BARBER

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

Budget cure

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!