Haircut Critic Pillows

Military style hedgehog

'Money can't buy everything,son. Look at Bill Gates' hair.'

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Love at First Sight

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"Like my new haircut?"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

A Macaroni in 1773

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

Budget cure