Haircut Enthusiasts Pillows

'He's very thorough about nose hair.'

Love at First Sight

Haircuts

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Lesser known greek gods,

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Hairstyles

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"