Haircut Enthusiasts Pillows

'He's very thorough about nose hair.'

Love at First Sight

Haircuts

Lesser known greek gods,

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

"Like my new haircut?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"Fashion over function!"

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Bald man with a brush on his head

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.