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Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."

'You're on the transfer list-we're swopping you for someone with a No 1 haircut.'

'Get a haircut sailor. . . I want you shipshape and bristle fashion.'

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Love at First Sight

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Nice haircut."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Two men in barber shop

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'