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Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."

'You're on the transfer list-we're swopping you for someone with a No 1 haircut.'

'Get a haircut sailor. . . I want you shipshape and bristle fashion.'

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Love at First Sight

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

"Nice haircut."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Hairstyles

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Young Elvis

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Two men in barber shop

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"