Haircare Critic Pillows

No one every actually goes bald, they just pluck out all the greys.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Military style hedgehog

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

The barber

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Hairstyles

The Hair Stylist of Seville

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'