Hairstyle Philosopher Gifts

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

Woman looking into a mirror

"Define fair."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

Young Elvis

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

The Bland Leading the Bland

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"High Fashion"

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Beauty Bee

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

"We invented your hair."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'