Hairstyle Philosopher T-Shirts

Express their creative spirit with a t-shirt that showcases the hairstyle philosopher—fun, witty, and full of personality, ideal for making a statement every day.

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'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!' mockup

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

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Woman looking into a mirror

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"Define fair."

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"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?" mockup

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

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'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

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"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow." mockup

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

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"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code." mockup

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

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"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears." mockup

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

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'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!' mockup

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

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"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms." mockup

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

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'Medusa has a bad snake day'

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What female dogs think about their looks.

What female dogs think about their looks. mockup

What female dogs think about their looks.

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Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory mockup

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

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The Bland Leading the Bland

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"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup." mockup

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

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The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles. mockup

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

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"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger." mockup

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

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"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over." mockup

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

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"We invented your hair."

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"High Fashion"

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The Inventor of the Man Bun.

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Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy. mockup

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

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Made It! Without getting one tattoo. mockup

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

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I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull. mockup

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

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Beauty Bee

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Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World. mockup

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

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'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.' mockup

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

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'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!' mockup

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

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"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!" mockup

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

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'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.' mockup

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

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"Is that what you're wearing?"

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'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.' mockup

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

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"Which one of you is Mr. Wakefield?" mockup

"Which one of you is Mr. Wakefield?"

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Hairstyle Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Hairstyle Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for hairstyle philosophers, featuring witty and inspiring designs that brighten mornings and spark conversations.

Hairstyle Philosopher Pillows

Find the ideal pillow for hairstyle philosophers—comfortable, quirky, and a stylish way to add personality to any space.

Hairstyle Philosopher Prints

Discover art prints that celebrate the creative mind—perfect for hairstyle philosophers who love to adorn their walls with witty and thoughtful designs.