Hairstyle Philosopher Pillows

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

Woman looking into a mirror

"Define fair."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

What female dogs think about their looks.

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"We invented your hair."

"High Fashion"

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Beauty Bee

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"Is that what you're wearing?"

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"Which one of you is Mr. Wakefield?"