Fashion Philosophers T-Shirts

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

The Style of Elements

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Woman looking into a mirror

"Define fair."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

Chippunks

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

The Bland Leading the Bland

Social Struggles

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Knitting is Knirvana.

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Is that what you're wearing?"

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

Surveying.

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'