"Lose the man bun and shave your head."
Hair Style Critic Mugs
Start their day with a smile using our witty mugs that playfully poke fun at hair style critics. Perfect for the coffee or tea lover who loves to critique hair with humor.
In return would you please spend some of my money on a haircut.
Love at First Sight
Hair Crop Circle
Military style hedgehog
"Like my new haircut?"
"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"
'I'm having a bad whisker day.'
"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"
Young Elvis
"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"
'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'
"Hey samson, nice man bun."
Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas
"I'm thinking of changing my parting."
What female dogs think about their looks.
'Medusa has a bad snake day'
"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"
'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'
Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory
"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."
"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."
The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.
'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'
'That guy is SO tacky.'
"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
'Love what you've done with your hair.'
Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?
"High Fashion"
'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'
The Inventor of the Man Bun.
My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.
Beauty Bee
Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.
Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.
Hair Style Critic Mugs Collection
Hair Style Critic Pillows
Brighten up their home or salon with pillows featuring playful designs for hair style critics—comfortable, amusing, and full of personality.
Hair Style Critic Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the art of hair critique—stylish and humorous designs for their favorite room.
Hair Style Critic T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to hair critics with humor and style—ideal for casual wear and expressing their love for hair critique in everyday fashion.