Style Critics Mugs

'Forget what Trinny & Susannah said, it doesn't make you look fat!'

Sartorial profiling: 'Your hair is a mess, your shoes are badly scuffed, your shirt is hanging out...what are you trying to pull?'

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

'No, you may not freshen my drink...'

Clancy: Personal Style

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"You're wearing too much rouge."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'