Sartorial Critics Mugs

"I may be an empty suit now Crawford, but twenty years ago I was an empty leisure suit."

"1-1"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Man in a Tuxedo

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Phone Mittens

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'