Fashion Criticism Mugs

"That shirt is so last year."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"I got something for you, Baldo. Isn't it cool?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."