Fashion Criticism Mugs

"That shirt is so last year."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"I got something for you, Baldo. Isn't it cool?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'