Sartorial Critics Gifts

"I may be an empty suit now Crawford, but twenty years ago I was an empty leisure suit."

"1-1"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

Man in a Tuxedo

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Phone Mittens

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

How to recognize a German tourist...