'Forget what Trinny & Susannah said, it doesn't make you look fat!'
Style Critics Gifts
Looking for a gift for the style critiques in your life? Explore our selection of quirky and clever items that capture their love for fashion, design, and sharp opinions. Ideal for fashionistas and trendsetters who enjoy a good critique, our products blend humor with style. Whether it's a gift for a fellow trend lover or someone starting their own fashion commentary, you'll find something that will make them smile and feel appreciated.
Sartorial profiling: 'Your hair is a mess, your shoes are badly scuffed, your shirt is hanging out...what are you trying to pull?'
Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?
'No, you may not freshen my drink...'
Clancy: Personal Style
"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."
'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'
"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."
'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'
"That shirt is so last year."
'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'
'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'
"Amazing! It's the season of me!"
"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"
Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'
Non-Uniform Day Today.
Pam learned the importance of browser support.
"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"
"I hope he's wearing pants."
"You're wearing too much rouge."
'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'
'Fashion Police Incident Area'
'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'
"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."
On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?
World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats
"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."
"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"
'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'
The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043
'That guy is SO tacky.'
"I'm wearing Donna Karan."
"I'm sick and tired of black."
"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"
'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'
Style Critics Gifts Collection
Style Critics Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for style critics – witty, humorous, and designed to stir up their morning routine.
Style Critics Pillows
Comfort meets creativity with our fashion-inspired pillows. Great for adding personality and humor to any living space.
Style Critics Prints
Discover prints that celebrate the art of style critique. Perfect for decorating a space that’s as fashionable and fun as they are.
Style Critics T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to their fashion sense and love for critique. Witty, stylish, and perfect for making a statement.