Sartorial Critique Gifts

"That shirt is so last year."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"1-1"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"He's left out the staples"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I like to wear women's collars.'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Phone Mittens

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

"I'm afraid it's your suit...you're suffering from batnipple."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."