Barbershop Talk Pillows

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Drunk Barber

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"Not too much off my back."

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Taken By Surprise

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Big, Tall, & Hairy

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Boris Johnson.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

'No, we haven't converted to Islam. Henry has just lost his razor.'

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

"Is that enough off the top?"

The modern barbershop quartet.

"Never discuss politics with your barber."

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

Vlad the Barber.

If elected, I promise my beard will not remain in the awkward stage

Sid's Barbers: Possible venue for 'The Donald' and Korea Kim's meeting.

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"

Very Critical.

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"Mostly I just want to keep my hair out of my eyes."

"Just take a bit off the sides and... WHAAAAAAA..."