Barbershop Banter Fan Pillows

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Absolutely not!"

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Drunk Barber

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Barber shop quartet

"Not too much off my back."

Barber of Seville

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'I love this place! There are four guys singing a cappella all day long...'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

The Forgotten Men's Club

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

'Quit the act? That's not you, boss--that's the drink talking.'

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

Boris Johnson.

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

'No, we haven't converted to Islam. Henry has just lost his razor.'

"Is that enough off the top?"

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."

"You know what I learned today? I learned you can't tell your boss he's a jerk and blame it on autocorrect."