Barbershop Talk T-Shirts

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Drunk Barber

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"Not too much off my back."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Taken By Surprise

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

Big, Tall, & Hairy

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Boris Johnson.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

'No, we haven't converted to Islam. Henry has just lost his razor.'

"Is that enough off the top?"

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

The modern barbershop quartet.

Sid's Barbers: Possible venue for 'The Donald' and Korea Kim's meeting.

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

Vlad the Barber.

"Never discuss politics with your barber."

If elected, I promise my beard will not remain in the awkward stage

Very Critical.

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"

"Just take a bit off the sides and... WHAAAAAAA..."

"Domingo has lots of good ideas on how to improve our city and make it safer for our children. He actually has a plan that makes a lot of sense."

"Mostly I just want to keep my hair out of my eyes."