Barbershop Banter Gifts

Drunk Barber

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"Not too much off my back."

Taken By Surprise

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Boris Johnson.

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

'No, we haven't converted to Islam. Henry has just lost his razor.'

"Is that enough off the top?"

Deer having his antlers removed at the barbers

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

The modern barbershop quartet.

Very Critical.

Vlad the Barber.

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

Sid's Barbers: Possible venue for 'The Donald' and Korea Kim's meeting.

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

"Can I help you?"

"Just take a bit off the sides and... WHAAAAAAA..."

"Just take some off the back."

"Mostly I just want to keep my hair out of my eyes."

Cut Throat Price

"My barber sneezed."