Barbershop Quartet Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Taken By Surprise

Hair Crop Circle

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Drunk Barber

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Barber shop quartet

Deer Barber

"Not too much off my back."

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'I love this place! There are four guys singing a cappella all day long...'

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Boris Johnson.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"Is that enough off the top?"

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

The modern barbershop quartet.

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

Vlad the Barber.

"Can I help you?"

"Hey! Which one of you is flat?!!"

Very Critical.

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

'Give me that old soft shoe, nothing else will do, in a size nine, please...'

'That's funny sir, how did you know I used to be a wrestler?'

"Mostly I just want to keep my hair out of my eyes."