Saloon Storyteller Gifts

Finding a present for someone who loves to spin tales in the saloon or bar scene? Our collection captures their storytelling flair with playful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and wall prints. Perfect for artists, entertainers, or anyone who thrives on lively narratives. Gift them something as bold and colorful as their stories and keep their creative spirit alive.

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"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either." mockup

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

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"That fellow over there would like to buy you a drink, have you refuse it, and then ask you to step outside for a moment."

"That fellow over there would like to buy you a drink, have you refuse it, and then ask you to step outside for a moment." mockup

"That fellow over there would like to buy you a drink, have you refuse it, and then ask you to step outside for a moment."

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'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.' mockup

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

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"Bad news, PETA has unionized your cattle."

"Bad news, PETA has unionized your cattle." mockup

"Bad news, PETA has unionized your cattle."

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"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand." mockup

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

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"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town." mockup

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

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"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!" mockup

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

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"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?" mockup

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

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"What'll ya have?"

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'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.' mockup

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

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Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

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'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.' mockup

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

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'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.' mockup

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

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Cattlemans Saloon.

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"You must be new around here, pardner." mockup

"You must be new around here, pardner."

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'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.' mockup

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

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"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger." mockup

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

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"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way." mockup

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

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'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.' mockup

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

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"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes." mockup

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

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"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin." mockup

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

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'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!' mockup

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

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'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

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'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.' mockup

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

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"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough" mockup

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

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"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!" mockup

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

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Saloon Selectives

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Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

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Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In mockup

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

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"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it." mockup

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

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'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!' mockup

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

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"It's the Florida kid."

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Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before. mockup

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

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FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

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"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either." mockup

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

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Saloon Storyteller Gifts Collection

Saloon Storyteller Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring saloon storyteller themes—perfect for keeping their creative spirits fueled at home or in the bar.

Saloon Storyteller Pillows

Find the perfect pillow for any storytelling enthusiast—comfortable, witty, and decorative, adding charm to their lounge or writing space.

Saloon Storyteller Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that celebrate the art of storytelling—great for wall decor and inspiring their creative adventures.

Saloon Storyteller T-Shirts

Looking for a humorous t-shirt? Discover our collection inspired by lively storytellers and their big personalities—ideal for casual days or stage wear.