Saloon Sonneteer Gifts

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Towny Music Night.

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

Galoots in cahoots

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

"It's the Florida kid."

"I'll take this one!"

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"