Saloon Sonneteer Gifts

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Towny Music Night.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

Galoots in cahoots

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"It's the Florida kid."

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'