Saloon Singer Gifts

"I said this next number is a sing-along."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Lion Choir.

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

Galoots in cahoots

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

Singer and Pianist.

"I'll take this one!"