Saloon Singer Gifts

"I said this next number is a sing-along."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Sea Horse outside saloon

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Lion Choir.

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Galoots in cahoots

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Saloon Selectives

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

Singer and Pianist.

"It's the Florida kid."

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

'What'll it be, cowboy?'