Saloon Scenester Gifts

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Towny Music Night.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."