Saloon Scenester Prints

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Towny Music Night.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Saloon Selectives

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'