Salon Supporter Prints

Haircuts while-u-wait.

"I hope you didn't take too much off the top!"

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

My Life in Beards.

GURLERS

Judge getting hair done.

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"So what's your success rate?"

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Hair Style Menu

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Your hats off! Salon now open

God's Manicure.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

"He spoils them."

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

I love my hair straighteners.

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'