Salon Fan Prints

Melting under a hairdryer.

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Absolutely not!"

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Hairstyles

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Clock Tower Shadow

GURLERS

Judge getting hair done.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Barber of Seville

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

Your hats off! Salon now open

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"He spoils them."

God's Manicure.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Medusa gets a trim.

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Dye now, pay later!

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'