Tanning Salon Fan Prints

Toast Tanning

"Absolutely not!"

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Hairstyles

Revenge had come.

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Sun Worshipers

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Barber of Seville

Sunblock - A Novel

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

Sunlamp causing a radiation shadow on the wall.

An evolutionary turning point.

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"No?"

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

"You end up with the face you can afford."

'Fake tan? Not me!'

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

Budget Toupees.

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

'Jungle hair.'