Tanning Salon Fan Gifts

Toast Tanning

"Absolutely not!"

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Hairstyles

Revenge had come.

Sun Worshipers

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Barber of Seville

Sunblock - A Novel

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Sunlamp causing a radiation shadow on the wall.

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"No?"

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

An evolutionary turning point.

'Fake tan? Not me!'

"You end up with the face you can afford."

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

'Jungle hair.'

'Now he's just showing off -he's giving it a light perm, too.'

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

Budget Toupees.