Home Tanning Fan Gifts

Sunlamp causing a radiation shadow on the wall.

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'I love us when we're tan.'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

A gap between the solar panels

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sun Worshipers

"Does it come with magnets?"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'Medium well, please.'

The Sun Bather