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Sunlamp causing a radiation shadow on the wall.

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

A gap between the solar panels

'I love us when we're tan.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

Sun Worshipers

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

The Sun Bather