Fake Tan Fan T-Shirts

'Fake tan? Not me!'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Give quiche a chance!

Kensington Fluffies

Trump Mask

'I love us when we're tan.'

Revenge had come.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

It bag and no knickers!

Sun Worshipers

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

In the houseplant cemetery.

Sunblock - A Novel

The phantom of the Oprah.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

Emergency sunscreen.

'They had a special at the tan salon today-- buy a full body spray tan, get a free air-brushed wizard painting!'

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

"I'd love to but I'm stuck to the naugahyde."

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

"I knew you'd like this place."

The Trouble With Cloning

"Nice talking to you."

Sunlamp causing a radiation shadow on the wall.

March of the Ducklings

Figure Skating Competition

A man looking like Mikhail Gorbachev appearing yesterday with a man looking like George Bush to announce a plan that sounds like a pretty good idea.