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'And you're really sure this tanning equipment is safe?'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sunblock

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Gym/Tan/Donut

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

Sun Umbrella

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

"Edgar! I told you not to fall asleep under the sun!"

Tanning Machine on the beach

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

"You really need some sun."