Sunbathing Fan T-Shirts

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"What are you looking at me like?"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Sunbathing in the park

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Desert Dermatologist

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

God's Manicure.

No Croquet

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

Fun in the Sun.