Seaside Fan T-Shirts

'Well your face fits through the hole O.K. and the rest is actually an improvement!'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Holiday time.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Sunbathing in the park

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

ATM withdrawal

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

Starfish doing the wave.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

No Croquet

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Daylight Saving

'She certainly was a good ship.'

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

Replacement Raft Service

'Sunflowers are great: I can lie here all day long and be sure I'll have full sun-exposure...'

Patio Melt

Colossus of Rhode Island

Sunblock, for insensitive skin.

Turbo Tan.

Hot Dog