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Melting under a hairdryer.

The adoration of the gels.

"Absolutely not!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Hairstyles

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

GURLERS

Clock Tower Shadow

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Barber of Seville

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Your hats off! Salon now open

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"He spoils them."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

God's Manicure.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Medusa gets a trim.

Dye now, pay later!

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'