Salon Supporter T-Shirts

Haircuts while-u-wait.

"I hope you didn't take too much off the top!"

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

GURLERS

Judge getting hair done.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"So what's your success rate?"

Hair Style Menu

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

"He spoils them."

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

God's Manicure.

Your hats off! Salon now open

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

I love my hair straighteners.

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Dye now, pay later!

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Medusa gets a trim.