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"We're doing everything we can, which is just hair and nails, unfortunately."

Well, perhaps some extra strength hair conditioner would help.

'Okay, luv, do you give estimates?'

'I do sometimes bleach my hair, it's the only way I can get it clean!'

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

God's Manicure.

'Have you been in there for the sake of your health?'

"I'm sorry, this is a beauty salon not a miracle salon."

Your hats off! Salon now open

Dandruff, sir..?

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

Judge getting hair done.

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"So what's your success rate?"

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

Where Mom used to take you.