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An evolutionary turning point.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Clock Tower Shadow

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

The wool club for mammoths.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Barber of Seville

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

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"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Lion with hair straighteners.

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

Vain dog

'D'you moisturise?'