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"It's not quite in the center..."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Hairstyles

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Twenty Blades Razor

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Clock Tower Shadow

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

The wool club for mammoths.

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

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'Now where did I lay my comb?'

Lion with hair straighteners.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

Vain dog

Walrus Grooming.

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"It'll settle down after a couple of washes..."

'D'you moisturise?'