Tanning Salon Owner Gifts

Spray on Camouflage

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

The adoration of the gels.

"Be creative...!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I don't like your application."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Cattlemans Saloon.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Gym/Tan/Donut

Beauty Bee

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

"High time!"

Sun Umbrella

'Did you just curdle?'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"Hey! Great haircut!!