Tanning Technician Gifts

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

A gap between the solar panels

'I love us when we're tan.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Sun Worshipers

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

The tanning channel.

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

The Sun Bather

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Gym/Tan/Donut

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

"High time!"

Summer Tip #26: Never use your chest as a beer can holder while sun tanning.