Tanning Gifts

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

A giveaway tan line...

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

Sun may cause cancer.

'For an extra $25 we can set the surgical lamps on tanning mode.'

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

'I got tired of having a farmer's tan.'

Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.

'And you're really sure this tanning equipment is safe?'

Solar-Powered Tanning Salon

'No, they don't sell furniture, it's the local sunbed salon.'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Solar powered tanning bed.

Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

"High time!"

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Sunblock, for insensitive skin.

'Place this little thermometer on your belly button. When it pops up, you're done.'

'Now, somewhere around here is where moles are created.'

'Medium well, please.'

'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'

W"ell yes. I do use a sunbed! Why do you ask?"

Egg in tanning salon

Coming off a sunbed with a stripy tan.

'I couldn't afford a spray tan, so I did it myself with a brush and roller.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Whenever I have concrete left after a job, I come out here and sell it as the ultimate sunscreen.'

'Look on the bright side - we finally have time to work on our tans.'

Visual Gag: Vinnie's budget tanning salon / a con charging people money to lay in the sun to get a suntan

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"